You should never sit at your desk with no pants- only panties- while eating a popsicle on the off chance that you will bite said popsicle in an odd way and the entire thing will break apart and land all over your bare legs, simultaneously freezing the shit out of them and staining them purple.
I had to learn that the hard way.
Also, never grab a hot tray out of the oven with your bare hands.
learned that one the hard way too.
For anyone who has an account on Gaia,
I have an avatar art shop with REALLY affordable prices <3
So, come check me out!
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My Archive: [link]
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My drawings don't suck, yours are just really good....
Once a car guy, ALWAYS a car guy...
And no, I do not advocate the use of guns, it's just a name.
well, wait 'till morning and give her a squeeze for meeeeee
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Hey, could you stand another drink,
Better when I don't think,
It seems to get me through.
Say, d'you wanna spin another line,
like we had a good time,
not that I need proof.
Swell, we're living in a hotel,
someone's ringing my bell
ina room wihout a view
Momo misses you too you know. 0:
D;
i miss you both like crazy tooooo
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Hey, could you stand another drink,
Better when I don't think,
It seems to get me through.
Say, d'you wanna spin another line,
like we had a good time,
not that I need proof.
Swell, we're living in a hotel,
someone's ringing my bell
ina room wihout a view
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Hey, could you stand another drink,
Better when I don't think,
It seems to get me through.
Say, d'you wanna spin another line,
like we had a good time,
not that I need proof.
Swell, we're living in a hotel,
someone's ringing my bell
ina room wihout a view
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